it's my goddamn birthday. if the cake is a lie, i'm going to revolt.
well it's from portal so...wait. it's your birthday?
i know it's from portal. yes?
i didn't volunteer that information.
did you...want to celebrate?
i'm really fine with hanging out and eating cake and watching you play fallout...
Ok but if you want to do something else just ask
i just want to eat cake can fall asleep, honestly.